Happy Thanksgiving!

Eggs and Dog Farts; A Facebook Conversation

Brice: Daisy, the black lab, just ate the scrambled eggs I dropped on the floor. She just farted and I think she killed the cat.

Mike: Give the cat some chili and let them fight it out! LOL

Charlie: You just found a way to solve your mouse problem.

Tommy, Or did you fart and kill the cat.

Brice: Whatever T.

Lynn: Egg farts = EWWWW. This happens to me when I eat deviled eggs, which is why I don't eat them.

Brice: Try running eggs through a black lag. GAWWWWD.

Jeff: Like shit passing a goose.

Michele: My Daisy does the same thing; must be a Daisy thing. Too funny, Brice.

Brice: Oh Michele, if it anything like my mutts I feel so sorry for you. This odor can peel paint off a wall.

Karen: Oh you guys, I love to fart. It is so exciting and I'm good at it as well!

Lynn: Are we all really having a FB conversation about farts?

Memphis

Changes. As I have gotten older change has become more difficult. At the beginning of the year I had a lot of hope and belief that change would bring something better than what 2008 turned out to be, and now 11 months into 2009 the only change for me has been that things are worse than ever. I thought that turning 40 would be a gateway for something better, something more exciting...something different, but no, turning 40 has not been so magical for me. The honest to God's truth is I have been very unhappy for a couple of years now, and turning 40 has nothing to do with my current state of mind because age is only a number.

I have come to the realization that I am drowning in a state of some kind of sadness that will not go away until I get to a place that has a support system for me. A hurricane of sadness with the power and force of Katrina hit me hard in August after my sister Debbie came to visit for a few days. When Debbie left I was so sad, and it was then that I realized how much I missed being with family. The past two months have been wrought with more sadness that continues to strengthen each day, and on the few good days that I have had, I still feel like I have lost my mind. By the grace of God I have a great family, and although I have not been around so much for the past 13 effing years my family is still there for me. I'm making a change. The condo goes on the market this week, and I'm moving to Memphis as soon as possible.

Worst Parents In America!

These people are horrible!

Sunday Funny

OMFG! I WORKED WITH THIS GUY...BLOWS MY MIND!

Click on the green!


Los Angeles Man Charged With Posing as Fertility Doctor In Order to Molest Sperm Donors - Local News News Articles National News US News - FOXNews.com

One never knows...I never in a million years would have thought that Jeff would do something like this.

Freedom To Blog And A Sunday Funny

Recently a friend from bloggie world felt that he had to take down his blog due to some anonymous idiot who contacted his supervisor to complain about some of the blogs content. Now mind you, the blog was in no way degrading, offensive or foul. The blog was funny and held a tremendous amount of fantastic writing. With a click of the delete button the old blog is now gone, but a new one has taken it's place. The new blog is already full with fantastic writing, and will offer more belly aching laughs; still it p's me off that the old one is gone.

To my followers, if you are looking for a well put together blog, and if you value the freedom to blog, check out and follow this Knucklehead.

Hats off to the man behind Knucklehead, he is the perfect example of how not to argue with an idiot, but to carry on and do so with humor in the face of ignorance and stupidity.